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Distinguished Lounge Wear
The Hippo Abides Going Commando Long Sleeve Shirt
The Hippo Abides Going Commando Long Sleeve Shirt
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$29.99 USD
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$29.99 USD
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Somewhere, somehow, someone’s uncomfortable — and that’s fine.
A full-scale action parody featuring tactical resolve, a bathrobe, and a calm glass of milk in the middle of absolute mayhem. Rated R for Robes, Resolve, and Reckless Confidence.
Distinguished Lounge Wear gets it. We are committed to giving back: 10% of all profits support animal shelters, helping rescue animals find loving homes. DLW is a proudly neurodivergent-owned brand.
A good long-sleeved shirt is a men's fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
A full-scale action parody featuring tactical resolve, a bathrobe, and a calm glass of milk in the middle of absolute mayhem. Rated R for Robes, Resolve, and Reckless Confidence.
Distinguished Lounge Wear gets it. We are committed to giving back: 10% of all profits support animal shelters, helping rescue animals find loving homes. DLW is a proudly neurodivergent-owned brand.
A good long-sleeved shirt is a men's fashion must-have. Add this wardrobe essential to your collection, and have a great to-go option for a casual look, or a relaxed business outfit.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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